Tagged by: , and seeing as the family drama has subsided for the moment, I'm gonna post this now before shit flares up again.

Are you in love right now?:
No.

Think of a random person, and give them a message here, no names:
Hur hur, drama and nostalgia.

Can you take a bra off with one hand?:
I lack that skill.

Last furry thing you touched:
My pet Chihuahua. He's teh cutest. No, seriously, he has made me say "awww, how cute" on a regular basis.

What do you check out first when you check someone out?:
Face.

Spell your name without vowels:
Jrm(ha ha, same name) Mrk Mntg.

Do you wanna get married anytime soon?
Eventually, maybe...I'm not sure yet.

Have you ever kissed someone in a band?
No.

When you looked in the mirror today, what was your first thought?
"Still tired..."

Would you raise your children like your parents raised you?
I'd impart some of the same morals and values, but that's it.

Have you ever been caught dancing like a fool?
Do mandatory dance lessons during grade school P.E. count?

What kind of drunk are you?
I'm a get tanked at home, slur my words, fall down, yell at the TV when I lose in a videogame, sometimes wake up in another room drunk.

Why do guys act jerks around the person they have a crush on?
My theory is that the brain overloads and shuts itself down for a short period to prevent any permanent damage, thus allowing testosterone to take over and force us to try to impress the object of our affections even if we end up failing.
Short Answer: We're guys.

If you woke up to a shark in your bath tub, what would you do?
Run the fastest I have ever run in my life, puke when I stop because I am not built to sprint and then drag my ass home.

If women ruled the world would there be more peace?
I honestly have no idea.

What's your favorite zoo animal?
The polar bears.

Has someone ever made you a Build-A-Bear?
No, and they never will.

Do you have a significant other?
Nope.

Do you have big dreams for your life?
Get rich. Too bad it'll never happen.

Are you donating your organs?
No.

Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
Yep. It's part of the sacred right of passage that a child must complete to become an adult.

Did your mom or dad ever put soap in your mouth?
Yes, many times.

Have you ever told a girl/boyfriend you loved them but didn't mean it?
Nope.

Name someone from your past that you wish was still there:
Lot's of people, both on and offline.

When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Yesterday.

Do you feel you have a purpose or calling in life?
I am one the universe's many bitches.

Have you ever had an online relationship?
Nope.

What was the last fruit you ate?
Apple.

Are you currently wearing socks?
Yes.

Who was the last person to make you laugh?
My father.

Can you do a handstand?
Underwater, if I'm wearing earplugs...and a nose clip.

Will you be over 21 in 3 years?
I'll be 25 in less than a month and a nearly 28 in three years. So yes, I will be.

Who ended your last relationship?
Me, after finding out I was a walking ATM for her and nothing else. Then she stalked me for a bit.

Have you ever dated someone with more piercings than you?
I have none, so yes. She had pierced ears.

Were you in a relationship this time 2 years ago?
No.

Who was the last person you spent more than 15 minutes on the phone with?
My mother.

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Meh.

Have you been swimming in the last six months?
No, and that sucks.

How often do you read the newspaper?
About once a month.

What else am going to post here, art? HA!

Tagged by

120 stupidist things.

Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 2

Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
(x) Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 6

Level 3
( ) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 8

Level 4
( ) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your deviantart Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
( ) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 9

Level 5
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 9

Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
( ) Taken Pain Killers
( ) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 11

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 14

Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 19

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 20

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized (asshole stole my wallet, I ran him down, and took it back by force)
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 24

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention (I met a kid who had an import DBZ Game for the Playstation while in detention. The friendship lasted a year, then he moved, I think.)
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 27

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 28

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 31

Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 34

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
( ) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 38

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 41

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 45

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading (fell down every time)
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 48

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 48

Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes (all three)
( ) Kicked A Fish
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 49

Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
( ) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about.
SO FAR: 51

Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared Too Watch Scary Movies Alone (Scream scared the bejeezus out of me years ago)
SO FAR: 54

Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 56

Level 25
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 60

Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 63

Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 68

Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 72

Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
( ) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 75

Level 30
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint (recently)
( ) Had sex in the rain
(x) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 77


0-10:Go Outside
11-20:Get a Life
21-30:Loser
31-40:Loner
41-50:You have friends?!?!?
51-60:Your kinda sorta kewl.
61-70:Ill hang w/ u
71-80:Mr. Cool
81-90: Dude, ur sweet!
91-100:Freakin awesome!
101-110:Whoa!
111-119: Holy crap, you belong in a hospital!
120: Corpse

I'm bored and I have nothing better to do. Stolen from

1.) How long have you been playing video games?

Twenty years, since I was four. It started with an Atari(which my parents were obsessed with), then the NES(I watched my uncle conquer Super Mario Bros. 3. It was glorious.) and went from there.

2.) Who are your favorite VG publishers/creators?

Capcom, Nintendo, SquareEnix, Game Arts, Ubi Soft, Namco, Retro, Atari, Sega, etc.

3.) What was your very first video game you ever played?

Pitfall.

4.) What game consoles do you currently own?
SNES, PS1, PS2, Gamecube, GBA, DS, Wii, Dreamcast, Sega Genesis, Two NES's and I have a game gear lying around somewhere..

5.) What video games do you have for them?

SNES: Chrono Trigger, Megaman 7, Legend of Zelda a Link to the Past, Megaman X and Super Ghouls and Ghosts.

PS1: Final Fantasy VII('twas a gift and I eventually learned to hate the characters and story. Materia system was neat, though.), Final Fantasy VIII(meh.), Final Fantasy IX(Yay!), Final Fantasy Tatics, Eternal Eyes, Dragon Warrior VII, Star Ocean: The Second Story, Yu-Gi-Oh: Forbidden Memories, GTA 2, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone(ugh.), Monster Rancher 2 and Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko.

Gamecube: Poke'Mon Coloseum with Jirrachi disk, Poke'Mon XD: Gale of Darkness, Luigi's Mansion, Super Mario Sunshine, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, Megaman Anniversary Collection, Megaman X Colloection, Metroid Prime, Metroid Prime 2: Echoes, Sonic Mega Collection, Sonic Gems Collection, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, Shadow the Hedgehog, Phantasy Star Online Episode 1&2 Plus, Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition, Legend of Zelda: Four Swords, Legend of Zelda: Windwaker, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess and Super Smash Bros. Melee.

PS2: Final Fantasy X, Grandia II, Star Ocean: Till the End of Time, Tales of Legendia, Inuyasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask, Full Metal Alchemist and the Broken Angel, Dragon Quest VIII, Wild Arms 3, Dark Cloud, Dark Cloud 2, Megaman X7, Megaman X8, Megaman X Command Mission, GTA 3, GTA: San Andreas, DragonBall Z Budokai, DragonBall Z Budokai 2, DragonBall Z Budokai Tenkaichiand DragonBall Z Sagas.

Wii: Super Mario Galaxy, Poke'Mon Battle Revolution, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Ghostbusters: The Video Game, Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, DragonBall Z Budokai Tenkaichi 2 and DragonBall Budokai Tenkaichi 3.

VC and WiiWare: Bomberman Blast, Breath of Fire II, Final Fantasy IV: The After Years, Donkey Kong Country, Paper Mario, Kirby 64, My Pokemon Ranch, Super Metroid, Super Mario RPG, Secret of Mana, Megaman 9, Kirby's Dreamland 3 and Super Contra.

Game Boy and Game Boy Color: Poke'Mon Yellow and Poke'Mon TCG

Game Boy Advance: NO. TOO MANY TO NAME.

DS: Megaman StarForce Leo, Megaman StarForce ZerkerxSaurian, Megaman ZX, Megaman ZX Advent, Dragon Quest IV, Dragon Quest V, Chrono Trigger, Children of Mana, Final Fantasy III, Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin, DragonBall Origins, Sonic Rush, Sonic Rush Adventure, Kirby Squeak Squad, Kirby Super Star Ultra, Poke'Mon Diamond, Poke'Mon Pearl, Poke'Mon Platinum, Poke'Mon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team, Poke'Mon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Darkness, Poke'Mon Ranger, Mario & Luigi: Partner's in Time, New Super Mario Bros., Digimon World DS, Digimon World Dawn, Digimon World Championship and The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass.


NES: Too many to name.

Genesis: Buried somewhere in my closet, can't name off the top of my head.

Dreamcast: Sonic Adventure 2, Evolution: World of the Sacred Device and Evolution 2: Far off Promise.

6.) What VG consoles do you want that you don't yet have?
XBox 360 Elite and a PSP(not the failure known as the Go, the last model that used UMDs). I've got an itch to play Street Fighter IV, and some other 360 titles, and the PSP has some RPG's I want to play.

7.) Are there any VG's that you are dying to get that you don't yet have?

Quite a few, which is why I won't list them all.

8.) Are there any VG consoles or games you will not lay a finger on? Why?
PS3, the crap system. There is only one game that interests me(the new Ratchet and Clank) and it's not worth buying a PS3 over. Also, I will never play a sports game unless it's something like Mario Golf/Soccer/Baseball.

9.) Should Jack Thompson shut up about video games being evil and vile?

Yes. He should also go die in a fire.

10.) Any last words about VG's?

People across the world have been brought together through videogames. Hopefully in a couple of centuries, any international disputes will be settled with a good fighting/FPS game instead of killing people with tanks.

Wishful thinking aside, I can't think of a better way to kill a Saturday afternoon.

11.) Pick you your controller or Wiimote and TAG SOMEONE!

No thanks.

Tagged by:

1, What Colour Is Your Toothbrush?
Blue and white.

2, Name One Person That Made You Smile Today?
Nobody.

3, What Were You Doing At 8 Am This Morning?
Sleeping.

4, What Were You Doing 45 Minutes Ago?
Watching Dracula: Dead and Loving It.

5, What Is Your Favourite Candy?
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. The most perfect candy in the world.

6.Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope.

7, What Is The Last Thing You Said Aloud?
Fuck, in response to getting my ass handed to me in a fighting game beacause I got cocky.

8, What Is The Best Ice Cream Flavour?
Cookie Dough.

9, What Was The Last Thing You Had To Drink?
Water.

10, What Is The Longest You Have Gone Without Sleeping?
2-3 Days. I tried to make it longer, but my body wouldn't let me. I'm told I was carried to my bed.

11, Have You Ever Made A Promise You Swore To Keep?
Yep.

12, Have You Bought Any New Clothing Items This Week?
No.

13, The Last Sporting Event You Watched?
A few minutes of a Cardinals game. I'm not big on sports.

15, Who Is The Last Person You Sent A Message To On DeviantART?
I don't think I've ever sent a message on DA.

16, Ever Go Camping?
Years ago.

17, Take vitamins daily?
No.

18, Do You Go To Church Every Sunday?
Hell no.

19, Do You Have A Tan?
I take after my mom and only get burnt, not tan.

20, Do You Like Chinese Food Over Pizza?
Ask me that when I'm wolfing down a large Imo's pizza.

21, Do You Drink Your Soda With A Straw?
If it's from a fast food place, yes. If not, no.

22, Who are you currently talking to on MSN?
No one.

23, What Are You Doing Tomorrow?
Recording the next batch of videos in a Let's Play series to post on Youtube, watching TV, and Playing video games.

25, Look To Your Left, What Do You See?
A TV tray with three glasses and a plate with a glob of ketchup on it, a fan, a dog bed with a dog in it and my closet door.

26, What Colour Is Your Watch?
Silver. It's a pocket watch.

28, What colour is your birthstone?
Red, Garnet is my birthstone. If only I could gain the power to summon Bahamut from it. Lol, Final Fantasy joke.

29, Do You Go In At A Fast Food Place Or Just Hit The Drive Thru?
Drive Thru. I hate most people.

30, What Is Your Favorite Number?
Uh, eight?

31, Who's The Last Person You Talked To On The Phone?
My dad.

32, What Did You Do Today?
Got up at 1:30 P.M., ate some microwave burritos, watched TV, made some brownies, hit the nets, played DBZ Budokai Tenkaichi 2 and watched some more TV.

34, Biggest Annoyance In Your Life Right Now?
Family, also not having a job.

35, Last Song Listened To?
One of the many variations/remixes of the Lupin the Third theme.

36, Can You Say The Alphabet Backwards?
Yes, albeit slowly.

37, Do You Have A Maid Service Clean Your House?
No.

38, Favourite Pair Of Shoes/Boots You Wear All The Time?
I don't have a favorite.

39, Are You Jealous Of Anyone?
People with enough money to buy anything they want without worrying about a budget.

40, Is Anyone Jealous Of You?
I have no idea, who would be jealous of me?

41. Do you love anyone?
Platonic family love only.

42, Do Any Of Your Friends have Children?
Yep.

43, What Do You Usually Do During The Day?
Laze about, wishing for something to happen because everytime I try to make something happen, it results in me being denied, and getting pissed off for even making an effort.

44, Do You Hate Anyone That You Know Right Now?
Quite a few people, mostly family.

45, Do You Use The Word 'hello' Daily?
Nope.

47, Do You Like Cats?
I willingly call a cat I knew for nineteen years(since I was one year old) 'best friend'. Of course I like cats.

48, Have You Ever Been To Six Flags?
Yep.

49, Where did you get your worst scar from?
Don't really have any horrible scars.

51, Last Cd Played?
Some Korn CD like ten years ago. Ugh, remembering it gives me a headache.

52, Last Bubble Bath?
When I was six.

53, Last Time You Cried?
Don't Remember.

54, Last Meal?
French Fries.

59, Have You Ever Slept Until 1pm?
I've slept until 6 P.M. quite a few times.

60, Have You Ever Been Drunk And Threw Up?
Yep.

61. List eight People You Can Tell Pretty Much Anything To:
There's only a few, and they shall remain unnamed.

62, List Three Favorite Colours/shades:
Blue, purple, and Green.

63, Have you ever laughed until you cried?
Yes.

65, Who Posted This Before You?
I was tagged by Byte.

66, Gay Marriage?
I really don't see what the big deal is about two guys making it official. People accept the fact that two guys can be in love(some people, anyways), that's what marriage is about, right?

67, Lowering The Drinking Age?
No. The last thing we need is some dumbshit who's celebrating graduating highschool with bunch of his/her buddies getting shitfaced, and a horde of drunk teenagers driving down the highway. 21 is low enough.

68, Straight, Gay, Or Bi?
Straight.

69, Who are the best huggers that you know of?
No idea.

70, Do You Believe In Love At First Sight?
Meh, not really. The first woman I associated this with used me as a sugar daddy, and has stalked me after I cut all ties with her.

71, Is There Something You Want To Tell Someone?
Nope.

74, How Many Kids Do You Want To Have?
Don't really know. I guess one.

75, Do You Want To Change Your Name?
Nope.

76, Last Time You Saw Your Father?
A few hours ago.

77, What Time Did You Wake Up Today
1:30 P.M.

78, What Were You Doing Two O' Clock This Morning?
Internets.

79, What Is Your Favourite Thing In Your Room?
My computer, my TV, my video games, etc.

80.Where is your best friend right now?
Two in the US(one in New York), one in the far of magical place known as England, and two in my room with me(dogs are neat).

I refuse to tag anyone.

Consider this sort of a part two to my last entry.

I have taken steps to ensure that I will be my own bestest friend ever. I have purchased this:

[link]

Yes, I scanned the box. That is an example of what Lupin the Third does to me. I'm surprised I even took the time to scan that, and get online when I have only watched one of five of the DVDs. Well, to be honest, I got online to browse Amazon for more Lupin goodies. ...I have decided to start a collection. Movies, Music, Action Figures, a pin set and anything else I can't resist. I'm even considering buying the one PS2 game that was released outside of Japan.

...Who the hell am I kidding, I'm definitely gonna buy it.